You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter. You say Robert Pattinson, I say Tom Felton. You say vampires, I say wizards. You say Bella, I say Hermione; You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say the Volturi, I say Lord Voldemort. You say Stephenie Meyer, I say J.K. Rowling. You say Renesmee, half-blood vampire, I say Severus Snape, Half-Blood Prince. You say Forks, I say Hogwarts. You call me weird, I call you a freak
Harry Potter rules just deal with it!